Servicing the entire Brown Valley region since 1974
The new March Madness? ESPN announced that Sunday’s cornhole tournament at Dale’s Dip & Drink in Clunge, Virginia will be “the biggest live televised sporting event available this weekend” after many leagues have cancelled their events due to coronavirus concerns.
“To add insult to injury, it turns out the suit was corduroy,” Morris lamented.
The celebrity is best remembered as an annual All-Star who won several championships, and as someone who barely wriggled away from rape charges several years ago when his accuser refused to appear in court.
“At least with Bjork, you know what you’re getting. What have we got to lose after this?” Commissioner Silver queried.
