Hollywood insiders say that as roles for little people have exploded, the pool of available actors seems to have shrunk.

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Hollywood insiders say that as roles for little people have exploded, the pool of available actors seems to have shrunk.
“I’m going to straighten your ass out, you hear me? I’m going to really make sure that you get it,” Baldwin allegedly screamed at Hutchins.
Having learned nothing from the Ben Affleck and George Clooney debacles, Warner Bros. and director Matt Reeves seem set to select talentless, pasty Robert Pattinson to play the caped crusader.
The resilient comedian had previously survived a well documented koala attack in the early 1980s.
Warren: “I understand what it’s like to be rebellious, wild and free, taking tokes off the old peace pipe while ‘Happy to Be Stuck With You’ carries you off into the the type of psychedelic wonderland that only Huey Lewis & the News can carry you off to.”
“Joey is an asset to the entertainment universe,” Biden told reporters. “Its time we bound together and told DC Comics and Hollywood that as far as Batman goes, ‘it’s either Joey Time or its a no from me, dawg.'”