“In a city that generates as much shit as DC, the toilet paper supply isn’t taken lightly,” one soldier told our reporter.

Servicing the entire Brown Valley region since 1974
“In a city that generates as much shit as DC, the toilet paper supply isn’t taken lightly,” one soldier told our reporter.
The CIA places the loss to Afghani opium farmers caused by the invasion to be near $1.5 million, calling the loss “unacceptable”.