“I was doing my own bed laundry by the time I was 14,” O’Rourke almost-perfectly quipped at a rally in Iowa, connecting himself with young voters.
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International House of Jizz hopes to rub out trademark lawsuit from IHOP
IHOJ CEO: “We’re prepared to handle this challenge like we have handled everything in the past: by gritting our teeth and going at it fast, hard and furious.”
Still think it’s harmless? Masturbation remains the 5th leading cause of death in the US
Nearly 150,000 Americans still die annually from “stroking”.
Man plans to just keep refreshing Craigslist personals until right sex offer shows up
“Even though I’m not looking for Miss Right, I’m looking for a Miss Right For Right Now.”
President Trump Fingers Unknown Woman For Women’s Health Position
Asked about the incident, the President spoke candidly, reporting that the woman “really wanted it, I could tell.”
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