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“I’m gay!” Metallica’s St. Anger album finally comes out of the closet

November 17, 2021 D.R. Everend

“This is hard evidence that you’re born gay,” one fan Tweeted.

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Former president George W. Bush: “I did not do 311”

September 12, 2021 D.R. Everend

According to Bush: “I really enjoyed the time we spent together, but doing them never even crossed my mind. I can’t stress this enough: I absolutely did not do 311. I’m just not really that into that f****t stuff.”

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Trump issues posthumous pardon to Jeffrey Dahmer; “People Dahmer killed were not so great”

January 20, 2021 D.R. Everend

Trump: “Mr. Dahmer should have remained free under the same type of justifiable homicide defense that often exonerates our boys in blue.”

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WTF? Those selfish assholes who got new syrup labels are suddenly expecting society to curb police brutality, too?

July 1, 2020 D.R. Everend

“I carried signs and shouted slogans, and after seeing someone doing it on TV, I found a black man and I washed his feet while pleading with him for forgiveness.
You’d think he’d say thank you, right?”

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Local resident apparently really mad about “how gay Lucky Charms are now”

February 19, 2018

“I’m just glad I turned out OK” concluded Moats, who claims he grew up loving the cereal.

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