Music director Randall Kirger said that he plans to replace the lyric next year with “something modern, maybe a line about H&M.”
“I’m gay!” Metallica’s St. Anger album finally comes out of the closet
“This is hard evidence that you’re born gay,” one fan Tweeted.
Former president George W. Bush: “I did not do 311”
According to Bush: “I really enjoyed the time we spent together, but doing them never even crossed my mind. I can’t stress this enough: I absolutely did not do 311. I’m just not really that into that f****t stuff.”
Trump issues posthumous pardon to Jeffrey Dahmer; “People Dahmer killed were not so great”
Trump: “Mr. Dahmer should have remained free under the same type of justifiable homicide defense that often exonerates our boys in blue.”
WTF? Those selfish assholes who got new syrup labels are suddenly expecting society to curb police brutality, too?
“I carried signs and shouted slogans, and after seeing someone doing it on TV, I found a black man and I washed his feet while pleading with him for forgiveness.
You’d think he’d say thank you, right?”
Local resident apparently really mad about “how gay Lucky Charms are now”
“I’m just glad I turned out OK” concluded Moats, who claims he grew up loving the cereal.