“Imagine a world where you can get safe, legal contact cement or spray duster on your parents’ medical insurance card until you’re 25.”

Servicing the entire Brown Valley region since 1974
“Imagine a world where you can get safe, legal contact cement or spray duster on your parents’ medical insurance card until you’re 25.”
In a session that lasted only 22 minutes, the wild-eyed and unkempt council members approved Amendment 306: Provide the Raddest Fucking Laser Fireworks Show Ever by a vote of 13-0.