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Testy Democrats demand full investigation into who left lingering odor in US Capitol women’s restroom

May 9, 2019 The Brown Valley Observer

Women in Congress have only had their own restroom in the US Capitol since 2011. Lately, it’s been a nightmare of used tampons and “hover method” usage.

BREAKING: AG William Barr spotted outside Golden Corral buffet just ahead of Congressional hearing (Updated)

May 1, 2019 The Brown Valley Observer

Cellphone video shows that US Attorney General William Barr was spotted outside of a Golden Corral restaurant in Largo, MD less than 3 hours before his scheduled 10am Congressional hearing.

Brooklyn Ensemble to explain why America should be angry about Mueller Report through interpretive dance

April 19, 2019 The Brown Valley Observer

“This … this is really going to show them,” Ensemble Director Alicia Switzer roared, shaking her fist angrily.

CNN Cafe in Seoul adds “Nothing Burger” to daily menu

March 26, 2019 The Brown Valley Observer

The CNN Cafe in Seoul may have enjoyed this week’s most irreverent moment when they introduced a sauteed hamburger roll listed as 빈 햄버거, (bin haembeogeo), which translates to “empty burger” or “Nothing Burger”.

Report: one man’s testimony helped convince Mueller to close the Russia collusion investigation

March 25, 2019 The Brown Valley Observer

DNC quietly vacates headquarters in Salem, Massachussetts

March 25, 2019 The Brown Valley Observer

An insider indicates that the weary DNC may relocate to Dallas, Texas.
“They’re feeling beaten down enough by the current administration that they even considered giving (Trump) a parade down there, a well-deserved victory lap” the insider reported.