“Make no mistake, I’d loved to have just given each of these dancers $5 — they’ve earned it! — but this was all that was in my budget at this difficult time.”
Tag: humor
“Please stop calling me Boner”, pleads U2 frontman Bongo
U2 frontman Bongo confided in host Chris Evans that it gets under his skin when people call him by the wrong nickname.
“Don we now our WHAT?” Local woman rages at school chorale over misinterpreted lyric
Music director Randall Kirger said that he plans to replace the lyric next year with “something modern, maybe a line about H&M.”
Local person “so beyond pronouns”, now only using anti-nouns
Alicia, whose personal anti-nouns are sizzle and saunter, insists that saunter friends and classmates refer to saunter by saunter proper anti-nouns.
New Arkansas law to target instain mother who kill thier babbys
“We must take a stand for these babby becuse these babby can’t frigth back,” explained a press release from the 93rd Arkansas General Assembly.
Cooperstown honors Jim Thome’s request to put his Hall of Fame plaque next to childhood hero Pete Rose’s
The Baseball Hall of Fame Museum released photos showing Thome’s plaque newly-positioned next to Mr. 4256.
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