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Wait … is John Cena’s new valet really just a steel chair wearing a wig?

March 14, 2019 D.R. Everend

Do you think John Cena’s new valet is really just a steel chair wearing a wig? Vote in our reader’s poll!

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Chris Hemsworth to prepare for role in Hulk Hogan biopic by getting ass kicked by The Iron Shiek

February 25, 2019 D.R. Everend

The usually reserved Iron Sheik offered to suplex the jabroni actor to humble him in preparation for playing jabroni Hulk Hogan.

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Chrysophobia: SPLC reports the rise of “Orange Hate” in America

February 22, 2018

The SPLC reports growth of 20% in hate groups since 2014, with chrysophobic groups like Stop Trump and The John Cena Fan Club showing the most rapid growth.

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