“Not even David has Hoffered me anything, He’s literally the last guy who I ever thought would turn out to be a Hobiephobe.”
Jeez, would you just look at that sad, hurt little fella? It’s practically crying for assistance. Won’t somebody please help that poor injured pupper and just share the article already?
“I’m just glad I turned out OK” concluded Moats, who claims he grew up loving the cereal.