Likening John McAfee’s situation to that of Jeffrey Epstein, many surmised that there is foul play afoot in McAfee’s reported apparent suicide.
Officials: “Her symptoms seem advanced at this point and ultimately she will probably end up requiring a ventilator, more likely sooner than later.”
Reiner died surrounded by family, who apparently think that Carl’s racist bullshit was not a dealbreaker.
“If you’re very attentive, you’ll be able to note that I have a lot of kale in my diet,” Paltrow advised.
The resilient comedian had previously survived a well documented koala attack in the early 1980s.
“Joey is an asset to the entertainment universe,” Biden told reporters. “Its time we bound together and told DC Comics and Hollywood that as far as Batman goes, ‘it’s either Joey Time or its a no from me, dawg.'”