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Report: Prior to entering race, campaign advised Joe Biden against wearing a “molestache”

May 3, 2019 D.R. Everend

“Joe really lacked self-awareness on the issue,” said a campaign staffer.

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Conspiracy buff disinterested in Mueller report until 4K Ultra HD version with bonus features released

April 18, 2019 D.R. Everend

“Redacted documents? Really? Documents that by design will hide certain truths? It all seems so 20th century. Without (a 4K Ultra HD release), we will really have very little context.”

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Protesters to burn more trash in streets to protest US withdrawal from Paris Climate Agreement

June 2, 2017 D.R. Everend

“A pile of burning underwear in Portland is the best way to let the president know how committed we are to a cleaner planet.”

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