The newly proposed bill would effectively eliminate the sale of condoms, patches, sponges and diaphragms in the state, as well as placing penalty on the report or discovery of practices like pulling out, felching, and the loads-to-the-face and loads-to-the-tits methods.
Report: Dejected Sonic the Hedgehog relapses into cocaine use after new movie trailer panned
Co-star Knuckles Echidna reported that Sonic “looked like he was wearing a snow mask, like he’d just snorted the first base line at Dodgers Stadium. And he was way more lively than a 27 year old hedgehog should be, if you get what I’m saying.”
Dieting mom plans to finish off kids’ Easter candy while they are at school to eliminate temptation
“There probably would have been a little less leftover candy, but I did get extra jelly beans when they were 50% off on the Monday after Easter,” acknowledged Schlitz, adding, “You don’t just pass up 50% off jellybeans.”
Dr. Kirger’s 12 tips for checking yourself for hemorrhoids
#3: Sniffing your finger after a hemorrhoid check is entirely unnecessary, but it never hurts to practice.
Desperate teens now resorting to smoking marijuana to get high
A study of high-school students showed that desperate teens are now resorting to marijuana to get the same buzz they used to get from innocent, legal items they found lying about their homes like Robitussin, jenkem, or Raid-laced cigarettes.
Ron Jeremy penis reduction surgery? Star says “I can get by in porn on my looks alone”
According to an industry insider and close friend of the star, adult movie actor Ron Jeremy has decided to undergo penis reduction surgery. Considered the