IHOJ CEO: “We’re prepared to handle this challenge like we have handled everything in the past: by gritting our teeth and going at it fast, hard and furious.”
Tag: funny
Post Grape Nuts engineers develop robot to automate removal of testicles from grapes
A robot which lines up grapes, pries apart their legs and removes the testes quickly and efficiently is expected to revolutionize the Grape Nuts industry.
Remember Boner?
Housewives who regularly enjoyed Boner on Tuesday nights in the 1980s are lucky to see Boner at all these days.
Opinion: OMG did I say I supported the 2nd Amendment? I meant to say I support Republicans no matter what they say
“When I said that I opposed gun control measures, I couldn’t have been more clear: I meant that I did not want Democrats enforcing them.”
Eating store-brand pizza gives man store-brand diarrhea
A local resident reports that eating a pizza purchased from Clunge Valley Grocery has resulted in a “nasty case of store-brand diarrhea”.
New Smartphones totally way better than useless pieces of shit you bought from the same companies just six months ago
Why make excuses about your old phone while your friends think you’re just too poor to buy a new one?
