IHOJ CEO: “We’re prepared to handle this challenge like we have handled everything in the past: by gritting our teeth and going at it fast, hard and furious.”
A robot which lines up grapes, pries apart their legs and removes the testes quickly and efficiently is expected to revolutionize the Grape Nuts industry.
Housewives who regularly enjoyed Boner on Tuesday nights in the 1980s are lucky to see Boner at all these days.
“When I said that I opposed gun control measures, I couldn’t have been more clear: I meant that I did not want Democrats enforcing them.”
A local resident reports that eating a pizza purchased from Clunge Valley Grocery has resulted in a “nasty case of store-brand diarrhea”.
Why make excuses about your old phone while your friends think you’re just too poor to buy a new one?