Harvard scientist: “Most fads fade, but dabbing has been persistent because dabbing is malleable. You can make your own variation of the pose, and it works so long as you still look like an asshole.”
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Bryce Harper says he is “not salty at all about that motherf—er’s contract”
Harper took the news about Trout’s $430M deal better than expected, telling friends “I hope he has a blast, you know? Time of his fucking life! Brag to all his fucking California friends about that bullshit, you know?”
Bartolo Colon reportedly seeking $450M deal to challenge Mike Trout’s record
Rangers President Jon Daniels: “Let’s face it, even Mike Trout doesn’t have the drawing power of Big Sexy.”
Ron Jeremy penis reduction surgery? Star says “I can get by in porn on my looks alone”
According to an industry insider and close friend of the star, adult movie actor Ron Jeremy has decided to undergo penis reduction surgery. Considered the
Wait … is John Cena’s new valet really just a steel chair wearing a wig?
Do you think John Cena’s new valet is really just a steel chair wearing a wig? Vote in our reader’s poll!
Time changes tonight, but you’ll still be the same useless sack of shit you always were
Time is useful.
Unlike you.
