“Just in case there aren’t militias blowing each other to smithereens and fires raging in the city well into the night, we’ll want to congratulate Joe Biden on the amazing crowd he has, which will certainly be much bigger than the Trump crowd.”
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Soaking wet President Trump calls The Weather Channel “very fake news”
The president described his disgust and disappointment that NWS employees are put into a trusted position by average Americans, only to have them “lie and lie again, big league.”
Alex Jones planning to spend day creating “sock accounts” on Facebook
Alex’s new personal accounts appear under the names Schmalex Chones, Dallex Dones, and Olive Obama. He reports that his new Facebook page — Schminfowars — will be up and running by later today.
Brown Valley Observer named to President’s short list of “real and reliable” news sources
The spectacular President named Brown Valley Observer on a list of sources which the remarkable, genius leader feels are “real and reliable outlets of public information”.
CNN’s Acosta, Trump Aide Miller get in heated exchange over poem on bathroom wall
The pair bickered over now-famous graffiti that begins: “A fellow who sailed the brown seas …”
Fake news writer could win coveted fake news award
“I would have already earned the most dubious distinction if I were to actually Paypal them the processing fee,” Everend believes
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