A panel of psychologists who’ve researched internet attention whoring have concluded that the average social media user will never miss the average of 3 “likes” that users get whenever that user is a C-cup or smaller.
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Alex Jones believes he has found a way to reverse effects of chemicals that turn frogs gay
Alex Jones now believes that introducing “really hot lady frogs” into the ecosystem may be exactly what is needed to combat the effects of atrazine, a chemical known to cause coupling among male frogs.
Alex Jones planning to spend day creating “sock accounts” on Facebook
Alex’s new personal accounts appear under the names Schmalex Chones, Dallex Dones, and Olive Obama. He reports that his new Facebook page — Schminfowars — will be up and running by later today.
“Facebook Features” to offer pay-for-play services, including streaming video, “get out of jail free” tokens
While Facebook repeats “we’re not becoming a pay site, and all current Facebook amenities will remain available for free”, Facebook Features will add bonus pay options in 2020.
Bernie Sanders campaign fundraising emails now promoting Nutrilite sales opportunities
The email explains that interested people could receive a starter kit for “usually less than $100” and could start helping the campaign — and securing their own retirement — right away.
Facebook down! Due to popularity of outages, platform plans to extend rolling app limits indefinitely
“What can we say? We’re people pleasers” a Facebook spokesman said.
