Hollywood insiders say that as roles for little people have exploded, the pool of available actors seems to have shrunk.
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Local man reports 3 Doors Down tribute band not “Gateway to Cooze” he thought it would be
“The closest I’ve gotten to getting some tail was one night when our bassist Brad hugged me really hard when I was crying after one of the gigs.”
After Dixie Chicks drop Dixie, up & comers The Nathaniel Bedford Forrest Girls tweet they have “soul-searching to do”
The Nathaniel Bedford Forrest Girls scored a series of minor hits in 2019 including “Not That Hole (We’re Not Married Yet)”, “Pig Hoot’n Holler”, and a rendition of “Away In a Manger” that reached #27 last winter.
White supremacists “The Chicks” drop Dixie from band name for not being not racist enough
Maines: “When I realized that the Mason-Dixon was surveyed just as a colonial border and not as a guarantee that slavery could continue and thrive to the benefit of white people, it seemed a lot less significant.”
Report: Police arrested 3 midget poachers near “Game of Thrones” wrap party
“Knowing that a star of Dinklage’s stature was going to be present ahead of time, we were able to dispatch intel and net three of these dwarf-trafficking bastards,” said Chief Constable Hamilton. “Today we made it a little bit safer for little people.”
I heard a woman sing about making her browneye blue and suddenly my views on country music are evolving
Reader Landon Leibowitz describes how 1970s star Crystal Gayle gave him a new appreciation for today’s country music singers.
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