Hollywood insiders say that as roles for little people have exploded, the pool of available actors seems to have shrunk.
“The closest I’ve gotten to getting some tail was one night when our bassist Brad hugged me really hard when I was crying after one of the gigs.”
The Nathaniel Bedford Forrest Girls scored a series of minor hits in 2019 including “Not That Hole (We’re Not Married Yet)”, “Pig Hoot’n Holler”, and a rendition of “Away In a Manger” that reached #27 last winter.
Maines: “When I realized that the Mason-Dixon was surveyed just as a colonial border and not as a guarantee that slavery could continue and thrive to the benefit of white people, it seemed a lot less significant.”
“Knowing that a star of Dinklage’s stature was going to be present ahead of time, we were able to dispatch intel and net three of these dwarf-trafficking bastards,” said Chief Constable Hamilton. “Today we made it a little bit safer for little people.”
Reader Landon Leibowitz describes how 1970s star Crystal Gayle gave him a new appreciation for today’s country music singers.