The United States passed the ceremonial Boot on January 20, allowing Democrats the privilege of licking the same long-cherished symbol of American authoritarianism that Republicans have enjoyed licking for the past 4 years.
Tag: Election
Local civil war prepper loses toe while cleaning grandaddy’s shotgun (Graphic)
The incident report indicates that Moats was crying and shouting “They’re stealing my president, now they done took my damn toe!”
CNN prepping “Biden had a bigger inauguration crowd” report on off-chance that there aren’t massive casualties
“Just in case there aren’t militias blowing each other to smithereens and fires raging in the city well into the night, we’ll want to congratulate Joe Biden on the amazing crowd he has, which will certainly be much bigger than the Trump crowd.”
Georgia Trump supporter says he voted Biden 12,780 times “as a joke to test the system out”
A weedeater operations specialist from Bearslit says he “didn’t take the mail-in votes seriously” and claims he submitted thousands of ballots to prove his point.
Callous police shooting of demonstrator mars mostly peaceful protests at US Capitol
The shooting puts a damper on the time-honored American tradition of offering tours of federal buildings to peaceful protest demonstrators.
Trump suggests closing Taco Bells, Chipotles ahead of looming U.S. toilet paper crisis
Thousands of teenage girls literally died when their friends found out they weren’t wiping properly during the first toilet paper crisis of 2020.
