Doctors believe that if the coronavirus has information which could lead to Hillary’s arrest, it will be contained quickly and mysteriously smother itself to death within months.
CDC: “A lot of precautions have been taken to prevent coronavirus from becoming widespread. But there seems to be nothing that can stop Ron Jeremy.”
“To add insult to injury, it turns out the suit was corduroy,” Morris lamented.
According to Dr, Randall Kirger, “It’s no longer an issue of believing in climate change or not, but instead a realization that hastening the end of human life could only benefit the planet. If I didn’t believe that the earth’s climate was warming at this point, I would invest the effort to find some way to make it do so.”
The science community has known for almost 3 decades that the phrase “2 Legit” was mathematically incorrect. Now, they’re finally coming clean.
Researchers believe the shrimp might stop testing positive for cocaine if local police were to develop a more environmentally friendly policy of leaving the meth supply intact.