The President made claims about the effects Funyuns consumption has on the male anatomy that left many followers feeling “awkward”.
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Chrysophobia: SPLC reports the rise of “Orange Hate” in America
The SPLC reports growth of 20% in hate groups since 2014, with chrysophobic groups like Stop Trump and The John Cena Fan Club showing the most rapid growth.
Congressional Democrats come out in favor of “common sense domestic violence”
“This is not the position that we had hoped to stand behind, but we remain steadfast in our opposition to this president, and we will come out fighting, as usual.”
Flashback! Look how happy Trump was to stand next to this Ed Hardy shirt!
“Sometimes he’d just run up like an excited schoolboy and touch (Ed Hardy merchandise), no matter who was wearing it.”
Brown Valley Observer named to President’s short list of “real and reliable” news sources
The spectacular President named Brown Valley Observer on a list of sources which the remarkable, genius leader feels are “real and reliable outlets of public information”.
CNN regular walks back “I’m a proud shitholer” statement after threats, gay advances
CNN regular: “I had never considered that someone might take my words out of context to fit their own sick agenda.”
Brown Valley Observer 