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An insider indicates that the weary DNC may relocate to Dallas, Texas.
“They’re feeling beaten down enough by the current administration that they even considered giving (Trump) a parade down there, a well-deserved victory lap” the insider reported.
During a 1983 interview with David Lee Roth, 2020 presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren suggested that Van Halen should break up because their success had created a shortage of cocaine for upcoming bands.
“It’s always entertaining to watch him bait people the way he does to win these bets,” billionaire friend Quinton P. Moneybags stated. “Always worth the one dollar.”
You’ll soon be able to find Ocasio-Cortez cornbread, Green Deal green tea and more soon on “Alexandria’s Apartment”, C-Span’s new weekly homemaking show featuring newly-elected Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez.
The Sanders campaign announced the the target donation up $1.32, from $27 in 2016 to $28.32 in 2019.
“When I said that I opposed gun control measures, I couldn’t have been more clear: I meant that I did not want Democrats enforcing them.”
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