“I knew that they didn’t appreciate all that I have done for their people right about the time I saw that one of them was carrying an ice pick,” Vine told our reporter.
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VA Governor Ralph Northam says he’ll miss keeping his face covered once pandemic is over
Northam infamously came under fire for wearing face coverings pre-COVID. Supporters, however, now recognize that Northam was a pioneer with his lifelong dedication to wearing face coverings.
US ceremoniously takes The Boot away from Republicans, returns it to Democrats
The United States passed the ceremonial Boot on January 20, allowing Democrats the privilege of licking the same long-cherished symbol of American authoritarianism that Republicans have enjoyed licking for the past 4 years.
WTF? Those selfish assholes who got new syrup labels are suddenly expecting society to curb police brutality, too?
“I carried signs and shouted slogans, and after seeing someone doing it on TV, I found a black man and I washed his feet while pleading with him for forgiveness.
You’d think he’d say thank you, right?”
Binders full of women praise Mitt Romney’s break with GOP over Trump
Despite binders full of women suddenly thinking Romney is the best thing since bayonets, recent polling indicates that as many as 47% of women say they are never going to support him.
After flipping state legislature, Virginia voters eager to welcome their new corporate overlords
“I’ll remember from now on to keep Pfizer and Starbucks and Bank of America — companies I am confident have my best interests at heart — in my nightly prayers. God bless you, corporate sponsors!”
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