“I knew that they didn’t appreciate all that I have done for their people right about the time I saw that one of them was carrying an ice pick,” Vine told our reporter.
Northam infamously came under fire for wearing face coverings pre-COVID. Supporters, however, now recognize that Northam was a pioneer with his lifelong dedication to wearing face coverings.
The United States passed the ceremonial Boot on January 20, allowing Democrats the privilege of licking the same long-cherished symbol of American authoritarianism that Republicans have enjoyed licking for the past 4 years.
“I carried signs and shouted slogans, and after seeing someone doing it on TV, I found a black man and I washed his feet while pleading with him for forgiveness.
You’d think he’d say thank you, right?”
Despite binders full of women suddenly thinking Romney is the best thing since bayonets, recent polling indicates that as many as 47% of women say they are never going to support him.
“I’ll remember from now on to keep Pfizer and Starbucks and Bank of America — companies I am confident have my best interests at heart — in my nightly prayers. God bless you, corporate sponsors!”