“I was positive this would be the year, but since that’s not the case, my best bet is to once again — and for the last time, I swear — vote for someone I do not support in any way, shape, or form, neither as a person nor as a policymaker.”
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Report: Prior to entering race, campaign advised Joe Biden against wearing a “molestache”
“Joe really lacked self-awareness on the issue,” said a campaign staffer.
5 ways Joe Biden can beat Trump in 2020
2) Joe could get the DNC to pay Russians to prepare a dossier revealing dirty and embarrassing details against Trump and further throw shade on the possibility that Trump colluded with Russians.
Frazzled Bernie Sanders hopes to tax, redistribute Joe Biden’s popularity
“There has to be a way, I’m thinking, to redistribute some of what Biden has right now,” said a frazzled Sanders, who entered the night trailing Biden by nearly 10 points in polling among Democratic candidates.
Sexual assault is “not about sex, it’s about power” claims advanced energy form resembling Joe Biden
“Americans would be fools to trust a less powerful force,” the orb of light informed captivated onlookers while casually inhaling the essence of an entire child. “It is only I who has the true power to reign!”
