“I’m going to straighten your ass out, you hear me? I’m going to really make sure that you get it,” Baldwin allegedly screamed at Hutchins.
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Carl Reiner, whose class action suit destroyed black entrepreneur Navin Johnson, dead at 98
Reiner died surrounded by family, who apparently think that Carl’s racist bullshit was not a dealbreaker.
After Dixie Chicks drop Dixie, up & comers The Nathaniel Bedford Forrest Girls tweet they have “soul-searching to do”
The Nathaniel Bedford Forrest Girls scored a series of minor hits in 2019 including “Not That Hole (We’re Not Married Yet)”, “Pig Hoot’n Holler”, and a rendition of “Away In a Manger” that reached #27 last winter.
Red-eyed allergy sufferer not really giving a shit about work today
The allergy-suffering reporter told reporters that they’d get his work whenever he was “good and goddamn ready” and stated his desire to be alone before pushing his co-workers out of his cubicle and moving a file cabinet in front of the door.
In memoriam: Comedian Tim Conway, 85, succumbs to injuries sustained in Siamese elephant trampling
The resilient comedian had previously survived a well documented koala attack in the early 1980s.
Report: Dejected Sonic the Hedgehog relapses into cocaine use after new movie trailer panned
Co-star Knuckles Echidna reported that Sonic “looked like he was wearing a snow mask, like he’d just snorted the first base line at Dodgers Stadium. And he was way more lively than a 27 year old hedgehog should be, if you get what I’m saying.”
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