“Americans would be fools to trust a less powerful force,” the orb of light informed captivated onlookers while casually inhaling the essence of an entire child. “It is only I who has the true power to reign!”
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Dr. Kirger’s 12 tips for checking yourself for hemorrhoids
#3: Sniffing your finger after a hemorrhoid check is entirely unnecessary, but it never hurts to practice.
Bartolo Colon reportedly seeking $450M deal to challenge Mike Trout’s record
Rangers President Jon Daniels: “Let’s face it, even Mike Trout doesn’t have the drawing power of Big Sexy.”
Ron Jeremy penis reduction surgery? Star says “I can get by in porn on my looks alone”
According to an industry insider and close friend of the star, adult movie actor Ron Jeremy has decided to undergo penis reduction surgery. Considered the
ISIS Claims Responsibility For Griffin’s Joke That Bombed
“We recognize the fingerprints of our influence.” -ISIS spokesman Abdul Ayawi-Didit
