Reiner died surrounded by family, who apparently think that Carl’s racist bullshit was not a dealbreaker.
The Nathaniel Bedford Forrest Girls scored a series of minor hits in 2019 including “Not That Hole (We’re Not Married Yet)”, “Pig Hoot’n Holler”, and a rendition of “Away In a Manger” that reached #27 last winter.
The allergy-suffering reporter told reporters that they’d get his work whenever he was “good and goddamn ready” and stated his desire to be alone before pushing his co-workers out of his cubicle and moving a file cabinet in front of the door.
The resilient comedian had previously survived a well documented koala attack in the early 1980s.
Co-star Knuckles Echidna reported that Sonic “looked like he was wearing a snow mask, like he’d just snorted the first base line at Dodgers Stadium. And he was way more lively than a 27 year old hedgehog should be, if you get what I’m saying.”
“Americans would be fools to trust a less powerful force,” the orb of light informed captivated onlookers while casually inhaling the essence of an entire child. “It is only I who has the true power to reign!”