Scott Baio, who Brown Valley News recently revealed to be starring in an upcoming biopic on nihilist punk singer GG Allin, has declared his body
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Shocking! This Nevada gubernatorial candidate met in private with a Russian agent. You’ll never guess what happened next!
Money changed hands at the conclusion of their meeting.
Still think it’s harmless? Masturbation remains the 5th leading cause of death in the US
Nearly 150,000 Americans still die annually from “stroking”.
Local mental health statute would make it illegal for women to own guns for one week out of every month
According to the statute, women would not be disarmed as a group, but on a rotating basis “with the exact dates to be determined on an individual basis.”
Opinion: OMG did I say I supported the 2nd Amendment? I meant to say I support Republicans no matter what they say
“When I said that I opposed gun control measures, I couldn’t have been more clear: I meant that I did not want Democrats enforcing them.”
Eating store-brand pizza gives man store-brand diarrhea
A local resident reports that eating a pizza purchased from Clunge Valley Grocery has resulted in a “nasty case of store-brand diarrhea”.
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