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June 9 “Judgement Day” prediction probably going to let us down, doom us to keep plodding along on this stupid planet

May 6, 2019 D.R. Everend

The report dooms those of us who were really, really relying upon such an event to lay waste to humanity on this stupid planet to continue waiting for global warming, nuclear winter, aliens, large kaiju-type monsters, or a meteoric event to mercifully wipe out mankind.

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Still think it’s harmless? Masturbation remains the 5th leading cause of death in the US

March 9, 2018

Nearly 150,000 Americans still die annually from “stroking”.

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