“The closest I’ve gotten to getting some tail was one night when our bassist Brad hugged me really hard when I was crying after one of the gigs.”
The incident report indicates that Moats was crying and shouting “They’re stealing my president, now they done took my damn toe!”
Rusty Gillespie, 45, was arrested on charges of wanton endangerment and criminal mischief after going on a “rimming spree” in NYC, a violation of NYC Health Department coronavirus guidelines.
“I carried signs and shouted slogans, and after seeing someone doing it on TV, I found a black man and I washed his feet while pleading with him for forgiveness.
You’d think he’d say thank you, right?”
I’m not saying it’s you. I’m just saying that this person looks exactly like you, has the same insightful opinions, the same infectious sense of humor, and the same pleasant sounding voice as you have.