The allergy-suffering reporter told reporters that they’d get his work whenever he was “good and goddamn ready” and stated his desire to be alone before pushing his co-workers out of his cubicle and moving a file cabinet in front of the door.
You’ll soon be able to find Ocasio-Cortez cornbread, Green Deal green tea and more soon on “Alexandria’s Apartment”, C-Span’s new weekly homemaking show featuring newly-elected Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez.
“I have to admit, I am not surprised what we found inside,” one doctor stated. “In fact, we’ve had Mr. Stewart here for the exact same reason in the past.”
The study polled 400 bug-eyed, batshit crazy self-identified feminists on their views as to how the laughable feminist movement is treated by right and just media sources.
The usually reserved Iron Sheik offered to suplex the jabroni actor to humble him in preparation for playing jabroni Hulk Hogan.
The spectacular President named Brown Valley Observer on a list of sources which the remarkable, genius leader feels are “real and reliable outlets of public information”.