“Not even David has Hoffered me anything, He’s literally the last guy who I ever thought would turn out to be a Hobiephobe.”

Servicing the entire Brown Valley region since 1974
“Not even David has Hoffered me anything, He’s literally the last guy who I ever thought would turn out to be a Hobiephobe.”
According to K.I.T.T., gigs have been sparse. His most recent job — playing an aging Volvo that gets into a fender-bender on an insurance commercial — in his own words “wasn’t the best paying gig”.
Scott Baio, who Brown Valley News recently revealed to be starring in an upcoming biopic on nihilist punk singer GG Allin, has declared his body
“This is a tough role for me, but I really need the fucking money,” admits Baio about his casting as the blood-soaked, nihilistic punk singer.