“Not even David has Hoffered me anything, He’s literally the last guy who I ever thought would turn out to be a Hobiephobe.”
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KITT reportedly “devastated” he hasn’t been called about “Knight Rider” reboot
According to K.I.T.T., gigs have been sparse. His most recent job — playing an aging Volvo that gets into a fender-bender on an insurance commercial — in his own words “wasn’t the best paying gig”.
Scott Baio on set of GG Allin biopic: “My body is a TV movie temple”
Scott Baio, who Brown Valley News recently revealed to be starring in an upcoming biopic on nihilist punk singer GG Allin, has declared his body
Scott Baio picked to play punk singer GG Allin in upcoming VH1 biopic
“This is a tough role for me, but I really need the fucking money,” admits Baio about his casting as the blood-soaked, nihilistic punk singer.
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