The incident report indicates that Moats was crying and shouting “They’re stealing my president, now they done took my damn toe!”
Tag: 2020
CNN prepping “Biden had a bigger inauguration crowd” report on off-chance that there aren’t massive casualties
“Just in case there aren’t militias blowing each other to smithereens and fires raging in the city well into the night, we’ll want to congratulate Joe Biden on the amazing crowd he has, which will certainly be much bigger than the Trump crowd.”
Georgia Trump supporter says he voted Biden 12,780 times “as a joke to test the system out”
A weedeater operations specialist from Bearslit says he “didn’t take the mail-in votes seriously” and claims he submitted thousands of ballots to prove his point.
20,000 US troops descend upon DC in anticipation of 2021 Toilet Paper Shortage Riots
“In a city that generates as much shit as DC, the toilet paper supply isn’t taken lightly,” one soldier told our reporter.
Report: 80% of election officials did not pass common-core math tests before counting votes using common-core methods
The FEC reports that 71% of election officials — and 80% in swing states — failed to become certified in common-core ahead of the election despite new common-core counting methods.
Report: A Biden victory means liberals will get significantly less attention on social media
A study warns that a Biden victory in the 2020 election likely means liberal voters will receive less attention on social media, leading to adverse long-term psychological effects for many who have become reliant upon such attention.
