The resilient comedian had previously survived a well documented koala attack in the early 1980s.
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Amid “hip” campaign reset, Elizabeth Warren admits she smoked peace pipe, listened to Huey Lewis in 1980s
Warren: “I understand what it’s like to be rebellious, wild and free, taking tokes off the old peace pipe while ‘Happy to Be Stuck With You’ carries you off into the the type of psychedelic wonderland that only Huey Lewis & the News can carry you off to.”
Scientists: Fading dabbing fad will give way to punching oneself in face and calling oneself an asshole fad by 2020
Harvard scientist: “Most fads fade, but dabbing has been persistent because dabbing is malleable. You can make your own variation of the pose, and it works so long as you still look like an asshole.”
KITT reportedly “devastated” he hasn’t been called about “Knight Rider” reboot
According to K.I.T.T., gigs have been sparse. His most recent job — playing an aging Volvo that gets into a fender-bender on an insurance commercial — in his own words “wasn’t the best paying gig”.
Totally rad! Beto O’Rourke says he was hip teenage chronic masturbator just like you, young voters!
“I was doing my own bed laundry by the time I was 14,” O’Rourke almost-perfectly quipped at a rally in Iowa, connecting himself with young voters.
Remember Boner?
Housewives who regularly enjoyed Boner on Tuesday nights in the 1980s are lucky to see Boner at all these days.
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