“I knew that they didn’t appreciate all that I have done for their people right about the time I saw that one of them was carrying an ice pick,” Vine told our reporter.
Indigenous Footballteam tribespeople planning protests outside Washington NFL games
The Chief explained that in addition to the titular similarities, the Fooballteam tribe has a long tradition of wearing their numbers on the sides of their heads and playing sports poorly.
Alec Baldwin allegedly called Halyna Hutchins “rude, thoughtless pig” hours before shooting incident
“I’m going to straighten your ass out, you hear me? I’m going to really make sure that you get it,” Baldwin allegedly screamed at Hutchins.
Local person “so beyond pronouns”, now only using anti-nouns
Alicia, whose personal anti-nouns are sizzle and saunter, insists that saunter friends and classmates refer to saunter by saunter proper anti-nouns.
VA Governor Ralph Northam says he’ll miss keeping his face covered once pandemic is over
Northam infamously came under fire for wearing face coverings pre-COVID. Supporters, however, now recognize that Northam was a pioneer with his lifelong dedication to wearing face coverings.
Gavin Newsom shows dedication to California by fondling grizzly bear’s balls
Republican Larry Elder admitted that he couldn’t think of anything more definitively American than grabbing a grizzly bear by the gooch.