“I don’t care what Bobby and Ryan tell you, I never passed out!” insisted the man with a penis on his face
From the mouths of babes! This seven year old explains how Trump beat Hillary at the polls!
“That little shit will never work in (the cable news) business, I’ll tell you that much.”
Putin practicing “shocked face” in mirror in case he is fired by Trump on “Superpower Apprentice”
Putin: “Stranger things have happened. After all, no thought US entertainment media would ever green light this Apprentice spin-off.”
$1M reward offered in search for whoever painted the rust on this old boiler
Many Twitter users tweeted in shock about what the perceived act of philanthropy by the critic, notorious for his scathing reviews.
President gives Trump White House tour, points out all the places where he’s fucked Michelle
At one point, the President told Trump, “You might want to wet-nap that before you sit on it, if you know what I mean.”
Nation’s chronic masturbators relieved to hear that Miley Cyrus no longer planning to move out of the US
America’s masturbators breathed a collective moan of relief when Miley Cyrus announced today that she had decided to remain in the US.
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