With the 2019 MLB season behind us, stoic Yankees fans plan to turn their clocks back 75 to 100 years this weekend to a time when the team were a perennial World Series participant.
News organization says it regrets calling ISIS “captivating band of big-dicked dreamboats”
Spokesman D.R. Everend said “Clearly, we would have been more careful about the words we chose if we had only realized that people who did not find ISIS to be chock-full of dreamy superstuds with giant, throbbing, well-oiled members would be reading.”
Coach Jimmy Dugan asks for interview with Cubs; “I can handle a team of chicks”
“If you need someone who can whip a team of housewives into shape, I’m your man,” the former manager said in one of a series of Tweets addressed to Epstein.
President Trump growing increasingly wary of man hiding behind flag in Oval Office
President Trump: “There’s something not entirely right about it, but my staff keeps reassuring me that the man is as trustworthy as they are.”
After sleeping through “Fox & Friends”, Trump pretty much just going to have to just wing it through today
A White House source says President Trump is “winging it” today after sleeping through four alarms and missing “Fox & Friends”, generally considered the President’s morning briefing.
1990s scientists knew it was mathematically impossible to be “2 Legit”. Here’s why they hid the truth
The science community has known for almost 3 decades that the phrase “2 Legit” was mathematically incorrect. Now, they’re finally coming clean.
