“Joe really lacked self-awareness on the issue,” said a campaign staffer.
Alex Jones planning to spend day creating “sock accounts” on Facebook
Alex’s new personal accounts appear under the names Schmalex Chones, Dallex Dones, and Olive Obama. He reports that his new Facebook page — Schminfowars — will be up and running by later today.
This adorable story about massaging your own prostate probably won’t even get one share :(
Jeez, would you just look at that sad, hurt little fella? It’s practically crying for assistance. Won’t somebody please help that poor injured pupper and just share the article already?
Amid impeachment buzz, Trump worries Pence unready to berate women, sexualize own kids “when job calls for it”
Trump reportedly told a staffer: “You’d think Mike would suggest Charlotte try an off-the-shoulder look or ask Audrey to show a little leg every once in a while, just for America’s sake.”
Report: Dejected Sonic the Hedgehog relapses into cocaine use after new movie trailer panned
Co-star Knuckles Echidna reported that Sonic “looked like he was wearing a snow mask, like he’d just snorted the first base line at Dodgers Stadium. And he was way more lively than a 27 year old hedgehog should be, if you get what I’m saying.”
BREAKING: AG William Barr spotted outside Golden Corral buffet just ahead of Congressional hearing (Updated)
Cellphone video shows that US Attorney General William Barr was spotted outside of a Golden Corral restaurant in Largo, MD less than 3 hours before his scheduled 10am Congressional hearing.
