“We all looked like assholes. We all felt like assholes.”
“Hillary may be boring and vague, but we were running against a racist with deplorable, basic redneck supporters. How could we just lose to someone who uses so much divisive language? No one deserves to lose just because people want reasonable options to mediocrity.”
It remains to be seen how the Children’s Television Workshop or HBO will handle this latest Twitter meltdown.
“Our responsibility is Canadians first!”
“Me like cookie cutter. Me no like carrot,” said the 68 year old son of German immigrants who has recently come under fire for angry rants on Twitter.
“At some point, I’m going to know that whoever is in the White House is doing bad, then BOOM, I’m going to cast my vote right against that person!”