“I don’t care what Bobby and Ryan tell you, I never passed out!” insisted the man with a penis on his face
“That little shit will never work in (the cable news) business, I’ll tell you that much.”
Putin: “Stranger things have happened. After all, no thought US entertainment media would ever green light this Apprentice spin-off.”
Many Twitter users tweeted in shock about what the perceived act of philanthropy by the critic, notorious for his scathing reviews.
At one point, the President told Trump, “You might want to wet-nap that before you sit on it, if you know what I mean.”
America’s masturbators breathed a collective moan of relief when Miley Cyrus announced today that she had decided to remain in the US.