Ricky Moffett — whose medical history reads like the Kama Sutra of Bad Decision Making — is planning to check a local raccoon’s teeth for cavities.
Clinton: “I’m not sure there’s a lot of substance there, but I know (Creed) is going to beat the hell out of that Russian bastard.”
“Next time we should designate a time and a place for decisions to be made before we just go barrelling into the streets.”
“I don’t care what Bobby and Ryan tell you, I never passed out!” insisted the man with a penis on his face
“That little shit will never work in (the cable news) business, I’ll tell you that much.”
Putin: “Stranger things have happened. After all, no thought US entertainment media would ever green light this Apprentice spin-off.”