“We recognize the fingerprints of our influence.” -ISIS spokesman Abdul Ayawi-Didit
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“The American people, the Republican people, the conservative people, they tried to make a fool out of me, but I prayed to Allah daily for peace, strength, and wisdom,” the president confided.
The president-elect says that Lawrence “always manages to reach peak glowing tans and oranges, he’s an absolute marvel.”
Trump has procured a crew of K-Street prostitutes “(urinate) on every mattress or piece of furniture they might have sat on.”
Figgins, who is not a particularly adept student and who is prone to exaggeration and excuse-making, has been offered an extension on the assignment.