“There was under 20 seconds on the clock, how do they just NOT make up a call right then and advance the ball for us?”
“If the Eagles play well, we’ll have to make it look like Tom Brady fourth quarter theatrics, even though we know it gets less and less convincing every time.”
The spectacular President named Brown Valley Observer on a list of sources which the remarkable, genius leader feels are “real and reliable outlets of public information”.
“There’s loads of this type content gushing forth, streaming all over the place online. It’s time the Academy comes out of the closet on this.”
“This is a tough role for me, but I really need the fucking money,” admits Baio about his casting as the blood-soaked, nihilistic punk singer.
“Donald Trump can’t save you! Your Gods can’t save you! Money can’t save you! You’re fucked! Fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked!”