Nearly 150,000 Americans still die annually from “stroking”.
DC punk rock and hardcore fans were offered an opportunity to rejoice Wednesday when Fugazi frontman Ian Mackeye announced that the band would reunite to
According to the statute, women would not be disarmed as a group, but on a rotating basis “with the exact dates to be determined on an individual basis.”
“When I said that I opposed gun control measures, I couldn’t have been more clear: I meant that I did not want Democrats enforcing them.”
A local resident reports that eating a pizza purchased from Clunge Valley Grocery has resulted in a “nasty case of store-brand diarrhea”.
“Even though I cannot swim, I would have jumped right in and used my brute strength to beat that stingray before he could harm such a beautiful man,” Trump told the amazed crowd.