“Sometimes he’d just run up like an excited schoolboy and touch (Ed Hardy merchandise), no matter who was wearing it.”
“You’d think someone in administration would be making better checks before seating firearms in our classrooms.” said one official.
Househusband Brian admits he made his wife cry for getting him a different gift — a personal grooming kit — last year.
“Even though I’m not looking for Miss Right, I’m looking for a Miss Right For Right Now.”
Melanochronologist Patrick Bond: “We lopped (the mole) off with a mustache scissor and counted the rings, just like a tree surgeon does.”
The menu includes such delicious options as original recipe and crispy, chitterlings, and a variety of colorful fruit drinks.