Alex Jones now believes that introducing “really hot lady frogs” into the ecosystem may be exactly what is needed to combat the effects of atrazine, a chemical known to cause coupling among male frogs.
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Denver will celebrate decriminalizing magic mushrooms with biggest fucking laser fireworks display ever
In a session that lasted only 22 minutes, the wild-eyed and unkempt council members approved Amendment 306: Provide the Raddest Fucking Laser Fireworks Show Ever by a vote of 13-0.
Testy Democrats demand full investigation into who left lingering odor in US Capitol women’s restroom
Women in Congress have only had their own restroom in the US Capitol since 2011. Lately, it’s been a nightmare of used tampons and “hover method” usage.
Report: Prior to entering race, campaign advised Joe Biden against wearing a “molestache”
“Joe really lacked self-awareness on the issue,” said a campaign staffer.
Alex Jones planning to spend day creating “sock accounts” on Facebook
Alex’s new personal accounts appear under the names Schmalex Chones, Dallex Dones, and Olive Obama. He reports that his new Facebook page — Schminfowars — will be up and running by later today.
Amid impeachment buzz, Trump worries Pence unready to berate women, sexualize own kids “when job calls for it”
Trump reportedly told a staffer: “You’d think Mike would suggest Charlotte try an off-the-shoulder look or ask Audrey to show a little leg every once in a while, just for America’s sake.”
