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“Hillary may be boring and vague, but we were running against a racist with deplorable, basic redneck supporters. How could we just lose to someone who uses so much divisive language? No one deserves to lose just because people want reasonable options to mediocrity.”
It remains to be seen how the Children’s Television Workshop or HBO will handle this latest Twitter meltdown.
“Me like cookie cutter. Me no like carrot,” said the 68 year old son of German immigrants who has recently come under fire for angry rants on Twitter.
Upon police arrival, protestors holed-up inside one polling station, calling it a “safe space” and declaring asylum there
Many argue that it would be a “waste” to vote for any candidate who has not been implicated in a child sex scandal in 2016.
The report helps determine which candidate is more willing to bridge the gap and go the extra two inches to get things accomplished.
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