The Nathaniel Bedford Forrest Girls scored a series of minor hits in 2019 including “Not That Hole (We’re Not Married Yet)”, “Pig Hoot’n Holler”, and a rendition of “Away In a Manger” that reached #27 last winter.
Maines: “When I realized that the Mason-Dixon was surveyed just as a colonial border and not as a guarantee that slavery could continue and thrive to the benefit of white people, it seemed a lot less significant.”
“I was positive this would be the year, but since that’s not the case, my best bet is to once again — and for the last time, I swear — vote for someone I do not support in any way, shape, or form, neither as a person nor as a policymaker.”
Despite binders full of women suddenly thinking Romney is the best thing since bayonets, recent polling indicates that as many as 47% of women say they are never going to support him.
Congressman Rand Kirger (I-VA) defended the choices, telling the Observer, “Kid Rock did that cowboy thing. I mean, come on … who doesn’t love the cowboy thing?”
“To add insult to injury, it turns out the suit was corduroy,” Morris lamented.