Figgins, who is not a particularly adept student and who is prone to exaggeration and excuse-making, has been offered an extension on the assignment.
Tanner, whose parents Phil and Margery own a popular lampshade gallery in Seattle, has formed a small collective to discuss race issues.
“There are a few reports of people developing a rash, but that’s to be expected considering the rayon and other types of fabric these people are not acclimated with.”
If convicted, he could face from 25 years in prison to a one-way trip to the White House Dining Hall for a future Thanksgiving dinner.
“We recognize that we should have already made this information available. That we have not is not excusable.”
The photograph of the former First Lady’s buttocks and panty-line has gone viral annually since the photograph was taken in Dallas in 1963.