Trump has procured a crew of K-Street prostitutes “(urinate) on every mattress or piece of furniture they might have sat on.”
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Russian intelligence hacks 8 year old’s homework assignment
Figgins, who is not a particularly adept student and who is prone to exaggeration and excuse-making, has been offered an extension on the assignment.
Facebook activist combats racism by telling everyone what pieces of crap white people are
Tanner, whose parents Phil and Margery own a popular lampshade gallery in Seattle, has formed a small collective to discuss race issues.
Police, officials offer blankets to DAPL protestors following water cannon controversy
“There are a few reports of people developing a rash, but that’s to be expected considering the rayon and other types of fabric these people are not acclimated with.”
White House turkey refused pardon, arrested
If convicted, he could face from 25 years in prison to a one-way trip to the White House Dining Hall for a future Thanksgiving dinner.
SHOCKING! After 53 years, FBI comes clean: Lee Harvey Oswald was not involved in 1963 shooting!
“We recognize that we should have already made this information available. That we have not is not excusable.”
