The spectacular President named Brown Valley Observer on a list of sources which the remarkable, genius leader feels are “real and reliable outlets of public information”.
“Donald Trump can’t save you! Your Gods can’t save you! Money can’t save you! You’re fucked! Fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked!”
CNN regular: “I had never considered that someone might take my words out of context to fit their own sick agenda.”
“(Trump) has been really remarkable for our product. We’ll look into the same type of contract with the incoming president when Trump leaves office in 2024,” Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey stated.
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“You can’t just unwrite history. If I could, I’d have them assimilated by the Borg,” a dejected Kravitz stated.