The President made claims about the effects Funyuns consumption has on the male anatomy that left many followers feeling “awkward”.
“He filled his life with things that brought moments of joy, without filling the void creating by avoiding regular, healthy conversation.”
The SPLC reports growth of 20% in hate groups since 2014, with chrysophobic groups like Stop Trump and The John Cena Fan Club showing the most rapid growth.
“Team USA just doesn’t have a great track record with shootouts lately.”
The CIA places the loss to Afghani opium farmers caused by the invasion to be near $1.5 million, calling the loss “unacceptable”.
The latest shooting occurred just 45 minutes from where Bryce Harper will send his first rifle shots of the season over The Ballpark’s fences.