“You can’t just unwrite history. If I could, I’d have them assimilated by the Borg,” a dejected Kravitz stated.
Are we seriously entrusting the nuclear codes to this effing menace?
The pair bickered over now-famous graffiti that begins: “A fellow who sailed the brown seas …”
The popular site plans to determine which memers have affixed their logo to a series of “tasteless and offensive” memes and punish them.
“A pile of burning underwear in Portland is the best way to let the president know how committed we are to a cleaner planet.”
“We recognize the fingerprints of our influence.” -ISIS spokesman Abdul Ayawi-Didit