“Team USA just doesn’t have a great track record with shootouts lately.”
Category: Sports
NBA just going to go ahead and hire Bjork to sing national anthem next year
“At least with Bjork, you know what you’re getting. What have we got to lose after this?” Commissioner Silver queried.
Patriots to fire referees who oversaw Super Bowl 52 loss
“There was under 20 seconds on the clock, how do they just NOT make up a call right then and advance the ball for us?”
Eagles lead Super Bowl in 3rd; referees discuss whether to start butchering calls, assisting Patriots
“If the Eagles play well, we’ll have to make it look like Tom Brady fourth quarter theatrics, even though we know it gets less and less convincing every time.”
Cleveland Indians reveal new inclusive mascot to replace Chief Wahoo
“We hope that everyone can enjoy our new inclusive snake charmer logo, and that we can move on with this dark chapter of the team’s history behind us”.
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